I do, Augustus. I do.





Hey tell everybody to tone the party down, okay? And tell Wonder Woman that her eagle brassiere can be found on the floor of my bedroom. And - and that I saw her naked boobies.


Kurt Hummel in every Song/Duet/Group number
→ Roses’s Turn (S01E18)


coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 


homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.


  • Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

somewhereonlyweknow01:

Wanna take you up to Winnipeg That’s in Canada!

somewhereonlyweknow01:

Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
That’s in Canada!




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fuckingdeliciouss:

overlord-loki:

berealinstead:

s-4-m-m-i-e:

eileenexoh:

nathvn:

sosahrkzin:

interestinglyweird:

purdaldoo:

tea-time-in-the-evening:

aishaneko:

fe4ther:

narglefighter:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

It’s baaaack

This is the best

I SAW A MOUTH. OMFG.

this is ill

what the fuck did i just watch o.O

This is back on my dash again.

WHAT

WHAAAAT

WHATWHATWHATDUEHFIWHFIEFHEIFH

FUCK WHAT



thestarryeyes:

danshura:

when people you hate get into things you like

when people you like get into things you hate