

Hey tell everybody to tone the party down, okay? And tell Wonder Woman that her eagle brassiere can be found on the floor of my bedroom. And - and that I saw her naked boobies.
Kurt Hummel in every Song/Duet/Group number
→ Roses’s Turn (S01E18)
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
That’s in Canada!
abcs of darren criss | h -> harry potter
Watch this, Orlando!!
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
It’s baaaack
This is the best
I SAW A MOUTH. OMFG.
this is ill
what the fuck did i just watch o.O
This is back on my dash again.
WHAT
WHAAAAT
WHATWHATWHATDUEHFIWHFIEFHEIFH
FUCK WHAT
when people you hate get into things you like
when people you like get into things you hate